7pm last night...just about to close...chap strides in...

"Is this Crockatt & Powell?"

"Yes..."

"Oh good I'm doing a reading here tonight."

"Are you?"

At this point I am thinking something along the lines of oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t how did we forget an author reading?

"Yes - I'm with Brittle Star"

"Er...that was on Tuesday..."

"Was it? Oh @@%$&!!)*& - Anna is going to kill me..."

Poets! What are you like?