Ok Ok Ok so there it is - The Crockatt&PowellMobile (like the batmobile but with less sophisticated weaponry) blatantly breaking the law in glorious technicolour.

I hate people that drive in bus lanes!

That was me!

When did I do that?

The worst thing about our wonderful surveillance society is that the way they catch you is SO beautifully bureaucratic.

The letter in the post.

The kafkaesque phone calls where only machines will speak to you.

The eventual capitulation in the face of hard evidence.

The questions on the website that assume you know what a PCN is (Penalty Charge Notice) or a VRN (Vehicle Registration Number) that ask, after you have paid £50 if you would like to ADD MORE. (Who ticks yes? - Change your shopping cart software Lambeth)

The option to pay by Switch after an advertising campaign of irritating penguins has been busy telling us for what seems like a million years that Switch is now Maestro...