We got an e-mail from Scott Pack this weekend - remember him? Former chief whatever of whateverstones, chicken-lover, embodiment of evil, etc etc. Regular readers have probably have been missing him as much as we have. For what is James Bond without Scaramanga, Penelope Pitstop without The Hooded Claw, Harry Potter without - well I don't know, we don't read Harry Potter in this shop. Whoever his enemy is. Anyway it would seem that our erstwhile nemesis has got himself a new, disappointingly un-evil job, with this apparently innocuous independent publisher. But look more closely: it's a publisher of books *adapted from websites*. Yes, it would seem that Mr Pack, not content with his former dominion of the entire book-buying universe, now seeks to control the internet. And he thought he could sneak that one past us! It won't happen, Pack-man! The Crockatt & Powell blog will remain forever independent! (Unless you want to turn it into a book that is. Call my people, let's talk.) OK, it is true that the exact levels of evil of the so-called "Friday Project" have yet to be discerned, so in the meantime, Scott, who is taking over from you at the chain who must not be named? We need to start hating them ASAP, just to maintain continuity.