I got my home phone bill yesterday. Itemised. And they were kind enough to list my top five numbers called. The usual suspects were there: my mother, my best mate. And there, leering at me from the number one slot, rubbing in my lack of life like Tiger Balm into a Sensitive Area, were my beloved employers, Crockatt & Powell. Yes, the number I have spent most money phoning in the past 30 days is 020 7928 0234. So not only is it automatically programmed into my Friends and Family, if I really wanted to save money I should set the number as my Best Friend. Work is my best friend. WORK.
Have I mentioned that I recently turned 30?



2006-04-28 @ 16:03