On Sunday the shop is going to be destroyed by a tidal wave. But I'm cool. Why? It's only a film...

The shop just has to stand there and look scared while extras run about screaming and trying to close the shutters (not so easy as they are rusty old buggers).

It's a TV film called The Flood and it's a disaster movie about a tidal surge that takes out central London. Not exactly Notting Hill I know. I doubt very much that Japanese tourists will come to pay homage at C & P or anything like that.

Still, having a couple of million people watch C & P be destroyed by a tidal wave has to be good. I mean all publicity is good publicity right?